“Just by looking at a picture, I can tell a lot about a person. Right off the bat, I can tell if they’re a human or a bat. Or Batman.”
“Right. I can tell from the bat wings and the leeches that you three are just all happy-smiles and rainbows.”
“You can tell a lot about a person not just by their successes, but by how they deal with their setbacks”
“I hear they’re all infected with chlamydia, which just goes to show that you really can’t tell who’s got the clam. I mean, look at a picture of a koala…tell me you’re not shocked.”
“When the Devil gets bored he tells stories to his bats and these bats fly to us and give us these stories as nightmares.”
“of myself right off the bat? If that doesn’t send her running back to me, I don’t know what will.”