“Keep your eyes open, especially if you’re wearing a blindfold while driving. Closing your eyes in that situation could be dangerous.”

“Most people wear mind blindfolds. I think that’s stupid. I wear blindfolds over my eyes.”

“A brick could be duct taped in front of your eyes, like a blindfold, so you can have that feeling of hitting your head against a brick wall all the time. 
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“They should make blindfolds with circles cut out where the eyes are, so kidnappers would be able to tell when their victims‘ eyes are closed, so their secret locations aren’t revealed.”

“I’ll let you see the door is open, so you know I’m open to the idea that you can leave anytime you want. So long as you are able to pick the lock on your handcuffs while you are blindfolded.
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“Throw a pair of Band-Aids over your eyelids, and open your eyes to your wounds.”

“The phrase “In the blink of an eye” is misleading, because one eye closing and opening is not a blink—it’s a wink.”