“Killing a bird is a murder most fowl. Trying to play doctor with a duck makes you a quack.”

“If I had the gift of flight, would you try to turn me into duck soup?”

“The ultimate dead end is murder. My house is on a dead-end street, and it’s killing me. My house is so small it’s trying to suffocate me.”

“If there are two witnesses to a murder, you and the guy you killed, I’d say your secret is safe. I won’t say nothing to nobody.”

“The ultimate weapon is Lady Gaga’s music. Why kill the enemy when you can play her music and they’ll want to kill themselves?”

“A shadow is midnight’s whisper, I thought as I shouted at my invisible clone. Killing your own clone is the only time you could commit murder and suicide at the same time by killing just one person.”

“A brick could be used as a fashion accessory. Or an accessory to murder. I believe the phrase is, "If looks could kill.”