“Life’s like brown sugar sprinkled on shit. Sure it tastes great, if you don’t mind the smell.”
“On Proper Etiquette for Borrowing His Car “You borrowed the car, and now it smells like shit. I don’t care if you smell like shit, that’s your business. But when you shit up my car, then that’s my business. Take it somewhere and un-shit that smell.”
“Life’s meant to be lived blind—that’s how you don’t take shit for granted.”
“Candy is full of taste. But so is shit, because taste is full of smell.”
“My fingers smell like soil and my lips taste like sugar and I'm so awake right now I wonder if I'll be able to sleep tonight.”
“I'm not a purist. Coffee drinking minus cream and sugar is an acquired taste. I'm still not sure it isn't like telling chefs to dispense with spices in cooking.”