“Like a midget, I walk tall and proud.”
“I’m so tall I make midgets look like dwarves.”
“I consider seeing my 30th birthday an accomplishment. You know, not many midgets live to be this tall.”
“Whoa," I say. "Look how tall he is." "Actors are always midgets in person," says Brandon, "But writers...they're giants.”
“Excuse me, Mr Tall-and-Good-looking Wolfman, but can you help the English midget reach the sauce?’ I think not.”
“My shadow’s so substantial that it has its own shadow. It isn’t as tall, but that’s OK, because sometimes it feels like I’m being followed by a black midget.”