“Love happens to some people, sometimes. Other times other stuff happens to other people. I’m a person like those people.”

“Some people work to live, and other people live to work. Then some people, like me, are both unemployed and alive (at least at the time of this writing).
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“I like watching other people watching other people.”

“Some people believe that people are essentially evil. Others believe people are essentially good. I believe they are somewhere in the middle, like Denver.”

“Some people say I look like my mom, while others say I look more like my dad. I guess it all depends on what I’m wearing.”

“I'm not famous, but some people know me by name. Other people know me by number. That number is four.”

“Moral codes are like the ocean. Some people live by them, while others, such as myself, would rather live by a lake.”