“Love is a green sky on a blue pasture, and I am the flying cow eating it all up.”

“My love is as blue as the sky, and if I had to attach a time to it I’d say midnight.”

“Love is like a cloudless blue sky. That’s why I always carry an open umbrella.”

“I don’t have a blue-collar job. It’s more of a green collar, because of all the yellow sweat stains mixing in.”

“I am the burrito wrapped up in a blanket. Eat my warmth.
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“I laced up my sneakers, but not with the intention to sneak around. I was just going to skulk for a bit, when out of the blue I discovered my green thumb and ended up doing a bit of gardening. I really had no idea I was such a badass until that moment.”

“I can fly a plane, but I can’t fly a planet. Not without a seatbelt the size of the equator. The way I eat @McDonalds, I may need a seatbelt that fat.”