“Love is a peaceful feeling, like a flower hugging a butterfly.”

“Love smells like a flower in bloom. A flower that's sitting on a pile of steaming feces.”

“Love is like a buffalo with butterfly wings, and I’m just the humble man in the jetpack trying to shoot it down with a bow and arrow.
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“Trying to put a baby back in the womb is like trying to convert a butterfly into a caterpillar, but still I’ve got to try. That’s what being in love is all about.”

“A windmill has arms, but does not hug. Where’s the love?”

“My love is a flower shaped like a snowflake. It won’t melt, so perhaps ice cream should be made out of it.”

“She loves me. She must, because she left flowers in the fridge from her date. She knows how I love flower salad.”