“Love is as iffy as Kipling.”

“My cat will love you more than me. He won’t love you more than he loves me, but he will love you more than I love you.”

“Love is in the air. Love and pollution.”

“I love pan pizza. I love pans. I love Peter Pan. I love Peter, but not as much as I love Paul. As you can see, I have a lot of love—and between now and Christmas it’s all at a 33.3% reduced price.”

“My love is expansive. Your love is expensive.”

“I’ve got a way with love. Away with love.”

“I love the newspaper. I love reading fiction.”