“Love is as iffy as Kipling.”
“Fuck first then talk. I'm pretty sure whatever you tell me will upset my stomach and give me an iffy stiffy. You don't want an iffy stiffy do you?”
“Kipling: Where's your sense of humor?Rebis: We're working on reconstructing it...”
“Unappreciated because too many of his [Rudyard Kipling's] peers were socialists.”
“...for all art is one, as Kipling has written, and your art chooses you, not you the art.”
“He broke up with me.""Because you weren't in love with him. That's an iffy proposition, and I think he's handling with grace. A lot of teenage boys would sulk, or lurk around under your window with a boom box.""No one has a boom box anymore. That was the eighties.”