“Love is being able to be yourself, with another human being who makes you want to be better than yourself.”

“Know yourself better than your opponent knows you, know your opponent better than he knows himself, know yourself better than you know your opponent, and know you have all this knowledge and you will be victorious. That’s the advice I’ll give my clone before I defeat him in battle.”

“Driving is better than walking, because hitting is better than being hit.”

“My father is half man, half Zeus. That makes me one quarter fake God. But that's better than being one quarter nickel.”

“To love someone as much as you love yourself, that is the ideal. Especially if that someone is your clone.
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“Don’t sell yourself short—sell yourself medium, because it’s taller. Did you know my love is refillable? For just .99 cents.”

“Give yourself a hug, and while you are embracing yourself, use that time to hold yourself together.”