“Love is like a cloudless blue sky. That’s why I always carry an open umbrella.”

“My love is as blue as the sky, and if I had to attach a time to it I’d say midnight.”

“Love is a green sky on a blue pasture, and I am the flying cow eating it all up.”

“Learning how to love is like learning how to tie your shoes, and that’s precisely why I wear slippers.”

“I love ebooks. I love the idea of storing books in “The Cloud”, because honestly, reading and rainy days go together like peanut butter and umbrellas.”

“I stood under the umbrella for hours before I folded it up and started walking. Umbrellas can block the sun, shield the rain, and if you flip an open one over, it can also be used as a large coffee cup.”

“Love, like lightning, can strike anytime. That’s why I say tinfoil is not just for leftovers—it’s for channeling romance into your life.”