“Love is like a free lunch. You won’t find any in this life, because I had yours for breakfast.”
“There are no free lunches in philosophy any more than in real life.”
“Everyone runs around trying to find a place where they still serve breakfast because eating breakfast, even if it's 5 o'clock in the afternoon, is a sign that the day has just begun and good things can still happen. Having lunch is like throwing in the towel.”
“A bachelor's life is a fine breakfast, a flat lunch, and a miserable dinner.”
“I wash my hair with strawberry jelly, because my favorite thing to eat for breakfast is lunch. It’s never too late to love someone, but sometimes it is too early.”
“Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper.”