“Love is like a zebra refereeing a football game. I should know, because I am the rodeo cowboy riding that zebra.”

“You can have a pet zebra and put that zebra into a small cage every day and tell the zebra that you love it, but no matter how you and the zebra love each other, the fact remains, that the zebra should be let out of that cage and should belong to someone who can treat it better, the way it should be treated, someone who can make it happy.”

“A zebra is the piano of the animal kingdom. And I am the flute at the nudist colony, if you know what I mean.”

“Trust me when I tell you the zebra is real! Somewhere, the zebra is dancing.”

“Butterflies and zebras and moonbeams and fairy tales, That's all she ever thinks about,Riding with the wind.”

“I suddenly realized. The zebra. It is not something outside of us. The zebra is something inside of us. Our fears. Our own self-destructive nature. The zebra is the worst part of us when we are face-to-face with our worst times. The demon is us!”