“Love is more powerful than any gun. Still, I’d recommend wearing a bulletproof vest.”

“My advice is to write in the nude. Unless you do your writing in a public restroom, and in that case, I’d recommend wearing flip flops.”

“I suppose Orafoura was right about the vagina. It is such a wonderful spot to vacation. I’d recommend taking the whole family.”

“A blanket could be used to stop the bleeding. But what if that bleeding is figurative? In that case, I’d recommend a virtual Band-Aid.
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“If you had a clone, and you weren’t wearing perfume and your clone was, I’d automatically think your clone was more attractive.”

“You can read until you’re blue in the face, but I’d recommend writing until you’re red in the face. And ass.”

“A brick could be thrown, like a football, only instead of a wide receiver, I’d recommend sending out a politician to catch your pass.
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