“Love is, or you isn’t.”

“Love is, just like isn’t isn’t is.”

“Are you an Is there? or a There isn’t! kind of person? I’m more of an Is there isn’t? kind of guy.”

“The greatest thing in the world is love. But the worst isn’t hate, it’s ignoringance.”

“I’d love to be a color commentator, but I can’t, because I’m white, and white isn’t a color.”

“Even though I buried our love in a coffin, it isn’t dead. No, our love is very much alive. Or at least it was yesterday, when I went to visit the cemetery.”

“A bat isn’t a bird isn’t a middle finger.”