“Love is the most amazing feeling in the world. Let me double check. Yep, love is a feeling.”

“I made love to a woman who didn’t exist, and I can’t remember how it didn’t feel. It amazes me how often I think about not thinking about it.”

“I am the melted cheese of desire. Please, feel free to double dip.”

“Love is a peaceful feeling, like a flower hugging a butterfly.”

“I love conducting double blind experiments with unsuspecting peeping Toms.”

“I’ll tell you what love is. Love is walking up and down Archer Road in Gainesville, Florida and feeling like Cupid. Too bad the cops took issue with me hitch hiking with a bow and arrow.”

“I am the earthquake of love. How you feel is my fault.”