“Love is the most precious gift you could ever possibly hope to steal. Some women foolishly do not leave their rib cages locked at night.”

“We’re all artists. It’s just most people keep their inner artist locked behind their rib cage.”

“I didn’t win a championship, but I did pop some champagne bottles—and a few locks. Why bother training when you can just steal the trophy?”

“You can’t steal what no man owns. Like my love, for example. It’s owned exclusively by women.”

“Being a parent is a gift, one which most men unselfishly allow women to keep all to themselves.”

“I want to write a song about the only girl I’ve ever loved. And the chorus will say something like, “I really want to see you tonight, so I hope you leave your blinds open.”

“I don’t know what’s in the box, but I love it. Unopened gifts contain hope.
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