“Love rules the world. Like a tyrant.
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“Is it better to win over the hearts and minds of the people, or imprison them and torture them into telling you they love you? These are the tough decisions a future tyrant, I mean President, may have to make.”

“Love is like a portable lamp/sex toy. The world calls those flashlights, but I’m much more romantic.”

“I want to scrape earwax out of your ears like the last of the chunky peanut butter in a jar. I’d love it if you ate one of my world famous Listening Sandwiches.”

“Love is the most amazing feeling in the world. Let me double check. Yep, love is a feeling.”

“A brick should decide who gets to rule the people, and I should decide what rules determine whom the brick favors.”

“Love means the world to me. But so does a globe.
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