“Love smells like a flower in bloom. A flower that's sitting on a pile of steaming feces.”

“A flower blooms in my heart. You may call that love, but I call it water conservation.”

“Feathers blowing in the wind is no more a bird than a pile of crumpled up receipts from champagne, chocolate, and flower purchases is a true indication that a man loves a woman.
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“Flowers and fear are a lot alike. For one, flowers and fear have a distinct smell, and two, I’m currently trying to grow both in my garden.”

“Love is a peaceful feeling, like a flower hugging a butterfly.”

“She loves me. She must, because she left flowers in the fridge from her date. She knows how I love flower salad.”

“My love is a flower shaped like a snowflake. It won’t melt, so perhaps ice cream should be made out of it.”