“Love waits patiently. In the lobby. I’ll be with you as soon as I can.”

“-There’s a beautiful woman here for you who wants to have sex.
-Tell her I’m married. Then tell her I’ll be there as soon as I can.”

“I’ll be 30 in March, and it feels just like yesterday that I thought tomorrow will soon be today.”

“I’ll wait until your mouth is full of food before I ask you a question. I’m like a dentist.”

“With my last breath, I’ll exhale my love for you. I hope it’s a cold day, so you can see what you meant to me.
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“I have an inconsequential errand to run tomorrow so I’ll get up at 5, be there at 5:30, and wait for them to open up at 10. I’m never late, except in love.”

“I am the rainbow of love. Even if things get stormy, you know you can count on me. Call me Roy G. Biv, and I’ll ride you like a pony.”