“Love with all your heart. And the rest of your body. Oh, and your mind, too.”

“Love will wreck your heart like a derailed train. So choo-choose your partner wisely.”

“As our bodies are mostly made of water, I’d rather be hungry than thirsty. And as love is mostly made up of sugar water, I’d rather be a hummingbird caged in your heart.”

“Love is an art. Mine could fill a museum the size of your heart.”

“Let the best of your competition take out the rest of your competition, while you rest and then take out only that one guy.”

“The door of love is squeaky. Would you mind oiling it on your way out?”

“Love doesn’t have form (aside from your naked body), but it does have a shape. The shape of love is circular, like a STOP sign.”