“Making benches is no walk in the park. It takes one a lot of love to make a bench, and then it takes two to make love on that bench.”
“Love is what makes two people sit in the middle of a bench when there is plenty of room at both ends.”
“The park was littered with couples kissing behind trees and making out on park benches. And paper stars were everywhere; in trees, on the ground, above heads, inside mouths… It was like Valentine’s Day.On crack.”
“William Penn would be a great pen name. But for love letters to manicured lawns, trees, and benches, the best name would be Nicholas Parks.”
“The park grass looked greener, the park benches looked better and the flowers were trying harder.”
“I know what a park bench is and the landlord's knock. There are only two things wrong with money: too much or too little.”