“Making money for my clones, now that’s what I call self-enrichment. Having all my clones working for me, working for free, and enriching me, now that’s what I call social progress. Ah, but that’s life, no?”

“If I own a business, I work for myself. And if I have no revenue, I work for free. That’s not slavery. That’ll be the case when I employ 1,000,000,000 clones of myself. I won’t pay them, but they are me, so it’s not slavery.”

“When I need to be in two places at once, make two decisions at once, that’s what clones are for.”

“I object to that object that’s made of bronze and shaped like my clone. It should be made of gold, and shaped like me.”

“If you drive the same car as me, and have been in a fender bender, I’ll think, “Boy, that’s what my car could look like.” Same with clones. If one of my clones got beat up, I’ll think, “Boy, that could have been me. Better me squared than me.”

“The thing that has impacted life on earth the most is life on mars. That’s where the government is storing all my clones.”

“The old me is younger than the me now. Ah, but that’s life, no?”