“Me and my wife are happy. At least when we are not together.”
“We had a happy marriage because we were together all the time. We were friends as well as husband and wife. We just had a good time.”
“My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.”
“My wife Staci made me go to a wedding last weekend...If it weren’t for her, I’d be happy.”
“My wife and I tried to breakfast together, but we had to stop or our marriage would have been wrecked.”
“Divorce is what husband and wife do together when they no longer wish to do anything together.”