“Meatloaf is meatloaf is not a true statement. You can have gravy on top, ketchup on top, and don’t forget you can also have love on top--however, you must understand that I would do anything, but I won’t do that.”

“I would like an extra tight vagina, in a to-go box please. Can I get it with extra gravy on top?”

“I don’t understand people who don’t like meatloaf. Your mom doesn’t make it like Michael Aday does.”

“I don’t want to bring it up, but you do live on the top floor and the elevator’s broken. So that’s why I don’t want to bring it up.”

“Love is all around. I don’t need your leftovers, ma’am. Not unless you’re offering meatloaf.”

“My mashed potatoes come with a masturbation sound you pour on top, like gravy. I got the recipe from Pee Wee Herman.”

“I’m a fan of Meatloaf. He has a voice like it’s covered in thick gravy. There’s nothing better to make love to, with the possible exception of grandma’s casserole.”