“Messages written across the chest of women’s t-shirts are great, because I can stare at their tits like they are literature.”

“Her Mao tse-tung t-shirt was stretched so tightly across her chest that the Chairman was grinning broadly”

“It was one-way glass, and I was on the inside and she was on the outside. She was looking at me with the confidence of a woman who knows she won’t be scrutinized for scrutinizing me, and I was looking at her like I normally look at myself—though she probably thought I was staring at her breasts. Well, can you blame me? I had a stain on my shirt—and she had great tits.”

“WITH GREAT BREASTS COMES GREAT RESPONSIBILITY. —T-SHIRT”

“Ian grinned at her, trailing a pale hand down his chest. “Luscious, aren‟t I, poppet? Go on, stare. I don‟t mind.”

“I wondered if it would've been too subtle to wear a T-shirt that said thank you for your interest, but I am no longer dating.I knew Todd, wasn't a huge fan of reading, but he did like to stare at my shirts.”