“Met a guy named Bill once. We met in Williamsburg and discussed the Bill of Rights and duck’s beaks.”

“Can you break my five-dollar bill into five singles? Women love guys with lots of money.”

“If I ever get a 20-dollar bill, I like to convert it into 20 singles, because women like guys with lots of money.
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“I met her at the beach. Her name was Shelly.”

“A brick could be used to squiggle your signature with. And while you’re in the autographing mood, why don’t you sign your name at the bottom of the lunch bill.
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“The three of us met to discuss dinner over sandwiches, and I decided I liked them. The sandwiches, not the people. I hated those fucking people.”

“I met my girlfriend at a bar. But I broke up with her because she was already there, hitting on another guy.”