“Moral codes are like the ocean. Some people live by them, while others, such as myself, would rather live by a lake.”

“Some people work to live, and other people live to work. Then some people, like me, are both unemployed and alive (at least at the time of this writing).
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“If I could die saving two lives, I would, provided each of those two people were the kind of people who would die to save two more like them.”

“I live my life according to a code. You might know it by the surname Morse.”

“Some people say I look like my mom, while others say I look more like my dad. I guess it all depends on what I’m wearing.”

“I would rather make love than war, but only because condoms kill millions of lives more enjoyably.”

“Love happens to some people, sometimes. Other times other stuff happens to other people. I’m a person like those people.”