“Mosquito snobs sit on STOP signs trying to get out all the red.”

“I’ve just begun to scratch the surface of my talent, and boy does my talent itch. It’s like a red mosquito bite the size of Mars.”

“I think they should change STOP signs to PAUSE signs.”

“Love is a gift you receive by giving. The more love you give, the more love you get. Try it out today, and try it out with me. Go ahead—give me all your love.”

“My penis burns. I guess I should stop trying to put out forest fires with it.”

“Sign I wrote on the inside of a brick wall: This is not an exit. This is a wall. Though if you get a long running start, and really throw your shoulder into it, I’m sure you could get out this way.”

“My future, it almost looks like Christmas—red and green—stop and go.”