“Most people fight with their fists. But I fight with my legs. I fight to stay, but they fight to run. Luckily for them, I don't fight very hard.”

“Fight or flight? If I had wings, there’d be no choice. But since I don’t have wings, I have to rely on my cape, and a long running start.”

“I was once in a battle trying to fight my way out when I realized it’s better to sneak out.”

“I fight with the strength of many lion meows. I love even more ferociously.”

“Some guys are the type of people who bring brass knuckles to a fight. I've always thought it prudent to bring some running shoes.”

“I both made the knife-fighting team, and I got cut. If only love were so easy to understand.”

“I’ve often been told I fight like a girl, probably because from the moment I whip off my bra, my opponent knows I mean business.”