“Most people like winners, but I prefer underdogs. They’re more fun to pet.”
“You know what I like most about people? Pets. ”
“I guess I’m a little weird. I like to talk to trees and animals. That’s okay though; I have more fun than most people.”
“I’ve got hair in my mouth, because I replaced my teeth with my cat. This makes it more fun to pet my gums.”
“Oh Tigger, where are your manners?""I don’t know, but I bet they’re having more fun than I am.”
“I am aware that I am less than some people prefer me to be, but most people are unaware that I am so much more than what they see.”