“Most people wear mind blindfolds. I think that’s stupid. I wear blindfolds over my eyes.”

“I like wearing a blindfold while watching movies, so that I can focus on the dialogue. My favorite flicks are the silent movies.”

“Keep your eyes open, especially if you’re wearing a blindfold while driving. Closing your eyes in that situation could be dangerous.”

“I’m wise when it comes to your issues, and a fool when it comes to mine. Emotion is the blindfold we cannot see or feel we’re wearing.”

“There are going to be a lot of eyes on this year's annual Blindfold Convention. People always want to watch what they can’t watch.”

“I love the sunrise, but not as much as I love you. Will you pass me my midnight-black blindfold?”

“I think I just inhaled a cloud. That’s what I get for not wearing a gas mask while riding my Pegasus.”