“Mr. Bass, would you say you fish a lot? Or do you prefer strumming stringed instruments?”

“I caught a fish with a deep voice. It was a bass.”

“If words were leaves, would you prefer fall or spring?”

“Mr. Lollipop, do I look like a sucker to you?”

“If you replace the letter "s" with the letter "x," you can make a lot of plural words naughty. For example, "fences" would become "fencex," and I'd say good fencex makes good neighbors.”

“I prefer long-distance relationships. If we were dating, would you be offended if I asked you to stand back a few feet?”

“Which half do you want me to cut in half, Mr. Halfofhalf?
The name’s Onequarter. Johnny Onequarter. And don’t you forget it.”