“Mr. Shit gives politicians a good name. It’s the rest of the politicians who give Mr. Shit a bad name.”
“99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.”
“politics were as bad as mathematics, and that the mission of politicians seemed to be calling each other names”
“99% of all lawyers give the rest of them a bad name.”
“In her secret soul, however, she decided that politics were as bad as mathematics, and that the mission of politicians seemed to be calling each other names…”
“I’d make a great politician. I’d make it out of pig shit, so it wouldn’t be as foul as it is now.”