“Music has the power to shake society, especially if the bass is turned way up.”

“Music can elevate man to new heights. Especially elevator music.”

“I caught a fish with a deep voice. It was a bass.”

“Too much nudity is a turn off. Especially if all that flesh is on one person.”

“If the status quo came carbonated in a can, I’d shake things up.”

“Having a clone to bounce ideas off of would be a way to generate more ideas. Another way would be to build an idea generator that plugs into a wall socket and works only when the power has gone out.”

“Mr. Bass, would you say you fish a lot? Or do you prefer strumming stringed instruments?”