“Music is inaudible to deaf people, just as dancing is invisible to me.”

“There are levels of humor. The level above mine is invisible and inaudible.”

“I like great music, but who doesn’t? Oh yeah, deaf people.”

“I play the only instrument that takes in music rather than propelling it out: the ear trumpet. Don’t bother snickering at me—I am deaf to your mockery.
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“Yeah, I enjoy musical chairs. My furniture is deaf, so it gets rather interesting.”

“In society’s daylight, black people are invisible. Black people are also invisible at night. Hooray for flashlights!”

“Participation trophies are junk. If all you have to do is show up, how worthless are they? Unless you’re invisible and deaf, and then one of those trophies would be meaningful, because simply showing up is exactly what is hard for you to do.”