“My advice is to just ignore the problem until you’re dead. This could be the quickest solution of your life.”

“My advice for a person who's just fallen out of a skyscraper window is, Flap your arms...faster.”

“If you’re going to do something dumb, do it in a smart way. This is my advice for falling in love.”

“I would tell you I hope you find what you seek in life, but your problem is you’re not looking. The only looking you do is good looking. But really, you’re not that handsome.”

“Ignoring a problem is the same as being ignorant of it.”

“My advice is don’t take advice from anybody. This is good advice, and as such, it’s bad advice.”

“On your birthday you should throw me a party. This is my advice for everybody, especially my clones.”