“My asshole smells like a bookstore. So, are you a big reader?”
“My meat smells like cat food. Makes me want to lick my own asshole.”
“There is nothing like the smell of a bookstore. If you ask me, it's actually a combination of smells: part library, part new book, and part expectation for what you might find.”
“it smelled like jail...sore knees and loose assholes.”
“A candle that smells like asshole would be an instant hit in prison.”
“A reader of mine is a deluxe reader, not because I’m so great but because in order to get to me you have to take a path through literature, not through some books bought out of curiosity at the bookstore. A reader of mine has to have read other things.”