“My birthday is coming up. I was born on March 5th, 1982. Humans have come a long way since then—nearly 30 years, if my math is good. And my math better be good, because if my math’s no good, what’s that leave? I mean aside from English, art, science, social studies, history, geography, P.E., recess, and of course, lunch.
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“I’ll be 30 in April. My birthday is March 5th.”

“The best date I’ve ever been on was March 5th, 1982, the year I was born. For as long as I live, I’ll never forget that date.
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“On March 5th, I'm having my birthday celebration. The party starts at midnight, and ends at 12:01 AM. Don't be late!”

“Since the day I was born, I’ve spent my time being a human being, and I regard this as a good decision. But not a great one.”

“A date is a place, a destination. March 5th, 1982 is the ideal tourist trap.”

“Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years.”