“My chameleon fingertips feel sticky, furry, rough, or any number of things, depending on what I’m touching at the time.”

“I’d like touch screens better if they were furry, like cats.”

“I’m a man who wears many hats. Some of them are furry.”

“I’m going to count to three, and if you’re not on number four by the time I’m done, I’m going to continue counting without you. Love waits for none.”

“I feel like I could be the best, but I’m not going to openly admit that. At least not to any of my clones.”

“Most of the time, I feel like Phelps. At least when I’m not winning Olympic gold medals, which is an all the time thing for me.”

“Some people say I look like my mom, while others say I look more like my dad. I guess it all depends on what I’m wearing.”