“My clones will look like me, and therefore I’ll treat them like myself—starting with spending all their hard-earned money. You can’t love someone else if you can’t first love yourself.”

“If you ask me to describe what I look like, I’ll simply say, “I look like my clone.”

“To love someone as much as you love yourself, that is the ideal. Especially if that someone is your clone.
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“If anybody ever tells me to face them like a man, I’ll get offended, because my face can’t grow a beard.”

“If you drive the same car as me, and have been in a fender bender, I’ll think, “Boy, that’s what my car could look like.” Same with clones. If one of my clones got beat up, I’ll think, “Boy, that could have been me. Better me squared than me.”

“My clones better not wear invisible cloaks. How am I supposed to find myself as a person if I can’t even find my clones?”

“You can’t be the best all the time. But that’s what clones are for—to be you while you sleep.”