“My cock is camouflaged. Check your bush.”
“First, check your ammunition. Then, check your escape routes. Finally, check your hair. —Frances Brown”
“A blanket could be used to hide my shame and cover my insecurities. But so could a camouflaged condom. ”
“Don't you start on me, too. Your blood isn't getting any closer to my mouth than your cock would."~Slade”
“Please stop shaking your rain water in my direction. What next? Are you going to come over here, cock your leg and urinate upon my person?”
“A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, unless it is the burning bush, in that case the value of your bird just went up!!”