“My cock is camouflaged. Check your bush.”

“A blanket could be used to hide my shame and cover my insecurities. But so could a camouflaged condom.
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“I am Fried Quiero Loud Babcock (not bad cock), and I am here for the ranch dressing your father promised my father, 53 years ago. Kindly pour some on my salad and I’ll be on my way.”

“I’ve often wondered why boxing gloves are bright red. If I were a boxer, I’d wear camouflage colored boxing gloves so my opponent would never see my punches coming.”

“I need camouflage that works in such a way that when I wear it, you disappear.”

“I don’t beat around the bush. Especially since I like my women clean shaven.”

“I don’t need your sympathy, unless it comes in the form of a check or cash. I also accept money orders.”