“My crotch is the center of my body, but not the center of my being. That would be my asshole.”

“My daughters are the heart of my heart and the center of my world”

“She was the most beautiful thing in my life and my mind had settled long ago that she always would be. I loved her so much I could barely wrap my mind around it. It was like the sun being the center of the universe, the planets all held captive around it, unable to break free of the pull and unable to sustain without its magnificence. She was my sun, the absolute center of my universe.”

“I made myself an “I Love Jennifer” jacket out of my old “I Love Jenn” jacket. Two girls, one continuous love. The I Love Jennifer is a little off-center, but then so am I. Better than being self-centered, as my clone would probably say.”

“Poor soul, the center of my sinful Earth.”

“My most important title is still “mom-in-chief.” My daughters are still the heart of my heart and the center of my world.”