“My cup is empty. I don’t think I’m wearing it in the right spot.”
“Guys don’t go for me. Period. I don’t distract them. They don’t sneak glances in my direction. They don’t think of me when I’m not standing right in front of them. I’m scenery. I’m background.”
“My coffee cup didn’t come with a sleeve, but that’s OK, because I’m wearing a tank top.”
“My cup is empty, but I still poor”
“I don’t like chili, unless I’m wearing a jacket.”
“I don’t think we’ve been introduced,” I said. “My name’s Zara. I’m strong, I’m fast, and I totally kick ass. It’s great to be me...but that means right now it sucks to be you.”