“My erection at noon causes an elongated shadow so black you’d think I was an albino.”
“I buy black clothes, so I can hide behind my shadow.”
“I haven't had any action since the late seventies, so don't make me jealous. I don't think my heart can handle an erection.”
“My mom is part albino.”
“On the card I wrote, “Thinking of you,” and the picture was of my erect penis. I hope my local congressman got it OK.”
“I just know there's an albino living in the colored quarters. I can feel it in my bones.”