“My facial hair is imperative. I put the must in mustache.”
“No matter how hard I try, I can’t grow facial hair on my chest.”
“I guess I am just a pervert with rapist facial hair.”“Well, you’re my kind of pervert.”
“I feel like I've woken up with suddenly more facial hair and a deeper voice.”
“Who can resist this handsome mug?” He stroked his broad jaw and I tried my hardest not to nod along. “Complete with rapist facial hair,” I added.”
“I grew a mustache, and I grew it in my garden. My mustache is organic, and will taste tasty on your mouth.”