“My favorite color is brown, as in Andrew Benson Brown.”

“If I were to assign a color combination to my love for you, it would be purple and brown, because you are a royal pain in the ass.”

“My favorite color on canvas is nudity.”

“When I saw her naked, my penis went from hash brown to French fry.
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“I’ll only blow my nose into green handkerchiefs. Why? Because all my brown hankies are reserved for wiping my ass.”

“The couch was green, so I felt comfortable wiping my boogers on it. I just wish it had been brown.”

“My stomach is my locker. Let me store your lunch for you. You’ll get it back, it’ll just be squishy, brown, and smelly.”