“My favorite color on canvas is nudity.”

“My favorite color is brown, as in Andrew Benson Brown.”

“There’s too much nudity on TV, and not enough on the radio.”

“My favorite thing isn’t being the favorite to win—it’s being the underdog.”

“Too much nudity is a turn off. Especially if all that flesh is on one person.”

“The canvas isn’t empty. It’s full of whatever you imagine it to be full of. My art is so conceptual that not only do I not tell, but I don’t even show. All I do is sign the canvas and try to sell it.”

“My favorite salad dressing is vodka. And my favorite ice cream flavor is coffee, though I prefer it melted and hot enough to burn flesh.”