“My favorite pen is my penis. Put my words in your mouth.”

“Sir, with no intention to take offence, I deny your right to put words into my mouth.”

“My favorite six letter word isalwaysbecause it promisesso much.My favorite five letter word isneverbecause it insists on contradictingthe promise.My favorite four letter word isoncebecause it says ithappened then. My favorite three letter word isyesbecause I’m just now learningto say itto my heart. My favorite two letter word isifbecause it makesall things possiblelike this: If not alwaysIf not neverThen once. Yes.”

“Seeing how I've held your penis in my hand, I think that puts you firmly in the not a stranger category.”

“My cat’s favorite chew toy is a pen. I’d wager that he is a better writer than me.”

“Let the words of my mouth and themeditation of my heart be acceptablein your sight, myredeemer.”