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Jarod Kintz - “My favorite smells are freshly baked...”

“My favorite smells are freshly baked bread, the pages of an old book, and they way my boss’ ass smells when he’s shouting at me.”

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“I can smell a trap. It smells like my ass.”

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“There are whiskers in my soup, and my spoon smells like my cat’s ass.”

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“I just got around to brushing my teeth today, and now my asshole smells minty fresh.”

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“My facial features smell as rugged as a rose looks. Isn’t my nose the most romantically smelling thing?”

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“My meat smells like cat food. Makes me want to lick my own asshole.”

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“I love the smell of cleanliness. That’s what the inside of my nostrils smell like, naturally.”

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